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PostSubject: Ganja God [Blurb - Racoona - R - Substance Abuse: Marijuana]   Mon Jun 28, 2010 3:35 pm

WARNING: Substance abuse! Ok, I don't really view it as abuse, but there are some tightasses out there that need to be warned

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Fuck yeah.

That’s the shit.

Fuckin’ grade A ganja up in here man.

“Tyson, what the hell are you doing?!”

“Ey, glad you’re back”

Take that bong hit man, take it!

“Is that Marijuana?!”

“That too…”

“It’s illegal! Tyson, it’s dangerous!”

Puff the Magic dragon is in the house.

“That’s the pharmaceutical companies doing man!”

“What the hell are you talking about?”

“Yo, this shit right here, it makes my grandpas cancer pains go away, and it gives me a break from my damn migraines, it’s all good.”

Mhm, them legal drug lords keepin’ us down with their Advil n’ shit.

“Your grandpa has cancer?”

“Yup, slow goin’, they experimentin’ on him”

Crumble the bean with tobacco, pack the bowl, light up and breathe motherfucker, breathe.


“I didn’t know.”

“Cuz you left, asshole, I believed in you!”

“And now you’re smoking weed?”

Angry demands.

“Heh, started that shit a long time ago”


More demands

“After the first worlds sometime… sheesh, sit yo ass down!”

Giggle much.

Sitting down.

“Why would you do this to yourself?”

“Do what?”

“Destroy your life!”

“My life is as good as it gets, man, now don’t kill my buzz or I might be forced to throw my bong at you.”

Ain’t no flashy colors, but the world is nice and easy, just for a while.

“You’re running away then, that’s it!”

Psychoanalyzing bullshit that is.

“Nope, ain’t no runnin’ away captain, if you hadn’t seen me now, you wouldn’t know.”


“I do what I’m supposed to, but this is my time, so buzz off tight ass.”


“Snort all you want O might captain, but you ain’t sniffin’ pure air here”

“I can smell that.”

“Ohh, testy!”

Mix the beans, pack the bowl, drink some water, and where the fuck is that lighter?

“Have some”


“I gave you a second chance, how bout you give this a first chance?”

Low blow.

“That was under the belt.”

Sure as hell.

“Well then take a hit or shut up, you managing to make my mellowed out self agitated.”

Smirk, infernally so.



“You bet on it, Tyson.”

Finding the damn lighter, lighting up the bong and breathing is so good right now.


“Now, lemmie try something, a’ight?”


“Just sit there a mo, yea?”

Tense anticipation.

“Lemmie do this”

Deep hit from the ganja god. No exhale.

Lean forward, lean towards, gotcha.

Suck my smoke kiss, captain.

Abrupt break


Don’t be scared. Just keep sucking my kiss.

And cough that smoke right back up.

Proper weed couch that is.

Shakin’ the system down.

“What was that for?!”


“Why did you kiss me with that… that stuff in your mouth!?”

Playful concideration.

“Want a kiss without no smoke, captain?”

Intense blush over pale cheeks.

“I’ll take that as a yes.”

Another, proper kiss.

“W-we can’t do this, you’re not in your right state of mind!”

“But you want to.”

“You’re high!”

“And you, first timer, just had a kiss of ganja, you are too”


“Hey, captain?”


“Shut up!”


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PostSubject: Re: Ganja God [Blurb - Racoona - R - Substance Abuse: Marijuana]   Mon Jun 28, 2010 9:29 pm

Wow that was so awkward and yet still very funny! XP
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